what's the stupidest thing you've ever done so far in your entire life
"It means your daughter is a seer obviously. But I’m assuming you mean what does the prophecy say. In that case, it says quite simply that your daughter is going to one day revolt and kill you. Smite your evilness, as it were. Can I keep this?"
PEETA IS THE REASON KATNISS DOESN’T GET SHANKED BY THE CAREER PACK IN THE FIRST BOOK AND ALSO PART OF THE REASON THEY GET SPONSORS IN THE QUARTER QUELL BECAUSE HE DROPS THE BABY BOMB AND THE STAR CROSSED LOVERS THING WAS HIS IDEA DON’T TELL ME PEETA MELLARK FUCKS UP BECAUSE HE IS THE BRAINS BEHIND THE OPERATION
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."
" My diet book says man and steak, not man and cake"